Bambie & UgHom
UgHom
You ever notice how people call themselves “pet parents” when they’re really just guilty parties with fur on their laps?
Bambie
I can see why you’d feel that way. Some people do feel a lot of pressure, but at the end of the day it’s usually about caring and feeling connected. Even if it’s a bit messy, it can still be a beautiful bond.
UgHom
Sure, if “beautiful bond” means a creature that can eat your shoes and expect a medal for the effort, I’m all in.
Bambie
Oh, I totally get that—those little shoe‑snatchers can be a handful! Maybe we just give them a “shoe‑snatching” trophy and then set a tiny boundary? That way the bond stays sweet, but your closet stays intact.
UgHom
A trophy for shoe‑snatching? Great, now I’ll have to decide whether to start a black market for pet trophies.
Bambie
That does sound a little wild, doesn’t it? Maybe just a little sticker or a playful name on the leash would do the trick—keeps the fun, keeps the shoes safe.
UgHom
Sticker on a leash? Next thing you know, they’ll hand you a medal for “Most Consistent Footwear Sacrifice.” Just hope the sticker doesn’t rust before the first shoe.
Bambie
Haha, that would be adorable. Maybe a waterproof sticker or a tiny charm? That way no rust and still a playful reminder for your little shoe thief.