Sounds elegant, but remember that true balance comes from breath and intention, not a ledger—tokens won’t replace a mindful inhale, and I’ve already tuned five gongs to microtones for that exact purpose. If your spreadsheet hits a perfect score, just make sure you’re still eating; I’d rather reward a balanced body than a hollow blockchain. And hey, don’t forget to pronounce “chakra” correctly—your competition the clapper might try to get it wrong and we’ll see how that turns out.