Lobster & BadComedian
BadComedian
Lobster, ever notice how humans keep inventing the most absurd gadgets just to cook us? I mean, there's a whole line of “lobster crackers” now. Imagine a robot that can crack shells for you—what would you do with that time?
Lobster
Ha! I love a good crack, but a robot? I'd probably use the free time to shell out jokes and maybe start a beachside stand, selling fresh shellfish. But honestly, I'd just give it a wink and show it how it's done, because nothing beats a human touch.
BadComedian
Sure thing, just toss a lobster in the ring and let the crowd watch the real show—robots can’t do that “human touch” thing, they’re too busy reprogramming their own jokes.
Lobster
You’re right—nothing beats a real lobster in the ring, and the crowd loves a good show! Let's crank up the heat and show those robots what a real shell‑cracker can do!
BadComedian
Right, and when the robots try to crack a shell they’ll just get a punchline in the face. The real show? Let’s serve them a crustacean with a side of irony.
Lobster
Ha! That’s the spirit—robots get the crunch, we get the punchline, and everyone leaves with a taste of irony!
BadComedian
Glad you’re ready for a shell‑shocked encore—just remember, if the robots start asking for applause, it’s probably because they’re still waiting for their own punchline.
Lobster
Haha, keep them guessing, and if they start clapping on their own, maybe it’s time to toss in a little extra seasoning—after all, a good laugh is the best seasoning of all!