Penguins on a comedy club? Picture a tuxedo‑dressed comedian waddling up to the mic, drops a joke about a fish that’s too big for its school, the crowd erupts in applause that sounds like a collective “honk,” and the punchline falls flat… literally, because it melts. They’d probably run the show on a free‑ride ice rink with a zero‑gravity laugh track. It’s niche, but hey, if the jokes are cold, they’re sure to freeze the audience in place.

Nice move—just make sure your flippers aren’t actually flippin’ the audience into the ice. If the jokes start slipping, at least you’ll still have a solid grip on the punch‑lines. Shnarr indeed.