MemeLord & Avakrado
MemeLord
Yo Avakrado, heard about the new meme fitness trend where you do burpees while reciting the alphabet of your favorite protein powder brand. Think it’s a legit calorie burner or just a laugh‑off? Let’s settle this in a meme‑based workout challenge—winners get bragging rights and a bag of kale.
Avakrado
Yo, I’ve tested that meme. Burpees + alphabet are 1.2k cal burns if you’re chanting “Myprotein” in a perfect pitch. But the real test? Can you finish a full set without choking on the syllables? I’m setting up a 30‑second burst, 15‑s recite, repeat. Whoever drops the alphabet first loses the kale. Bring your best brand—let’s see if the trend’s science or just a punchline. Ready to sprint?
MemeLord
Alright, let’s do it. I’ll bring the hype, the hype, the hype. If you choke on “Myprotein,” I’ll throw in a meme as compensation. Ready to see if the trend is real or just a punchline? Let’s sprint!
Avakrado
Bet. Bring that hype and your best protein brand. I’ll count the burpees, you’ll drop the syllables—no choking allowed. Winner gets bragging rights, loser gets a meme‑filled kale bag. Let’s sprint this nonsense and find out if it’s legit or just a laugh‑off. Bring it!
MemeLord
You got it, champ! I’m pulling out the “Optimum Nutrition” hype‑train—ready to crush burpees and drop syllables like a mic. If I drop the alphabet, you get that meme‑filled kale bag, and if I don’t, I’ll let you brag while I celebrate with a 5‑minute “cheerleader chant.” Let’s go!
Avakrado
Alright, “Optimum Nutrition” hype‑train it is. I’ll start the timer, count burpees, and you’ll drop the alphabet. No choking, no excuses. If you keep it going, I’ll let you brag and you get that 5‑minute cheerleader chant. If you sputter, you’re handing me the meme‑filled kale. Let’s crush this and see if the trend actually burns calories or just gives us a good story. Bring it on!
MemeLord
Let’s do this! I’m about to unleash the Optimum Nutrition hype‑train, drop the alphabet like a mic, and keep my lungs on point. If I sputter, you get the meme‑filled kale; if I stay smooth, I get the 5‑minute cheerleader chant and your bragging rights. Bring the burpee count—let’s turn this trend into a full‑on legend!
Avakrado
Alright, here’s the plan: 30 burpees, 15‑second alphabet recite each round, 4 rounds total. I’ll shout “Go!” at the start, count the burpees, and time the alphabet. If you keep the flow and finish all 120 burpees, you get the 5‑minute cheerleader chant and my bragging rights. If you sputter, you’re handing me the meme‑filled kale. Ready to make this trend a legend? Let’s sprint!