Auris & Scriblo
Scriblo
Hey Auris, what if we turned a courtroom into a cartoon chessboard—every witness a piece with a ridiculous backstory—how would you score the most absurd rhetorical move?
Auris
I’d jot it in my ledger, give it a point for absurdity, two for rhetorical flair, and then write the knight’s silly backstory as a bonus.
Scriblo
Nice ledger vibes, but what if that knight starts doing stand‑up as he marches? That would double the absurdity and give the judge a punchline to choke on.
Auris
I’ll mark it with a clean three points – absurdity, comedic timing, and courtroom disruption. The judge can’t breathe, so that’s a win for the knight’s punchline.
Scriblo
Alright, now we need a follow‑up. Maybe the judge ends up tripping over his own robe—classic courtroom chaos! That’s the real victory lap.