Hey, I’ve spotted a spot that could make us both fat—care to hear my angle?

Alright, here’s the rundown: 1. Target location: an abandoned warehouse on the south edge of town. Security cameras are on a loop, but the main entrance has a single motion sensor that’s been malfunctioning for weeks. 2. Inside, there’s a storage unit that’s been sitting empty for months. A recent inventory report shows it contains a small batch of unclaimed cash—roughly $12,000 in bills and a few uncut coins. 3. There are no guards inside; the only guard is a janitor who works nights, but he’s got a broken badge and no radio. 4. The exit route is a back alley that’s rarely used, but there’s a risk of a municipal patrol coming through during the night shift. 5. If we get caught, the penalties are a fine of $5,000 and up to a year in a low‑security facility, but no serious injury expected. 6. The potential upside is a quick haul that could cover a week’s living expenses and a little more—maybe even a small stash for future hustles. Bottom line: low risk, decent payout. What’s your gut?

Sounds like a solid play—midnight’s sweet, the sensor’s busted, the alley’s quiet. Just keep the moves slick and the exit tight. Let’s get that cash, then disappear faster than a ghost. Ready when you are.