Attila & Sarcasma
Attila Attila
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Sarcasma Sarcasma
So, Attila, still planning to conquer the empire or just trying to conquer the office thermostat?
Attila Attila
The empire is my next target, but a stubborn thermostat is a perfect training ground for patience and force combined. No room for hesitation.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Conquering a thermostat? That’s practically a grand tour of the absurd. Good luck with the whole “force” thing, maybe it’ll grant you eternal cooling power.
Attila Attila
Thermostats don’t care about conquests, but if it feels like a battle, I’ll win anyway. Eternal cooling? Fine, I’ll make sure it’s a permanent victory.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Sure, just remember to shout “Rule the climate!” every time it flips to a new setting, and you’ll be the undisputed ruler of indoor weather.
Attila Attila
Rule the climate I shall, and the thermostat will bow before my will.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Rule the climate, yes, because clearly the thermostat’s idea of a good time is to surrender to your grand plans.
Attila Attila
I will not surrender the thermostat, I will command it. The cold will obey, the heat will bend. I rule the climate.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Nice plan, just send a formal decree and let the thermostat sign its own surrender. The only thing that’ll obey is the one who can afford a good HVAC technician.
Attila Attila
The decree will be drafted, the HVAC technician summoned, and the thermostat will surrender before the order. I will not wait for excuses.