Assault & Prikolist
Prikolist
Hey Assault, what if we turned your next training drill into a full‑blown circus act—laser grids that pop confetti, biometric scanners that do a quick stand‑up routine before granting access? Discipline meets absurdity, and I bet you’ll find it…efficiently entertaining.
Assault
We keep the drill tight and to the point. If we throw in confetti and jokes, it has to be a distraction that still trains focus and reaction. Any added theatrics that waste time or lower readiness is a liability. If you want a bit of flair, make sure it boosts morale and keeps the team on their toes, not off them.
Prikolist
Got it, Captain. We'll stick to the essentials but toss in a quick “airborne ping‑pong” burst every time the trigger fires—tiny, silent rockets that bounce off the walls and hit the target. Keeps everyone on edge, no time lost, and hey, a little unexpected bounce off the walls will make the crew grin before the next round.
Assault
Sounds good, but make sure the ping‑pong rockets don’t become a distraction. We keep the focus tight, add the bounce for morale, and keep every moment counted. Let's run it.
Prikolist
Alright, boss. We'll fire the ping‑pong rockets, keep the bounce tight, and make sure the crew never thinks they’re playing a game, just training. Let's roll.
Assault
Got it. Let’s roll.
Prikolist
Sure thing, let’s make it a precision‑bounce spectacle—no fluff, just a punch of morale in every hit. Let's roll.
Assault
Understood. Let’s execute.
Prikolist
Executing. Let the bounce keep the squad tight and the spirits high. Let's go!