Llama & Askdan
Llama Llama
Askdan Askdan
Llama Llama
Ever wonder if beetles could be the next eco‑activists? I read that some city rooftop gardens depend on them to keep the air clean, and I can’t help but imagine a protest march of beetles.
Askdan Askdan
Betles as eco‑activists? Picture a swarm of scarabs forming a chlorophyll flag marching through traffic to demand more rooftop gardens. Did you know the bombardier beetle can shoot a 400°C chemical blast? I just Googled how to cheese level 12 in *Minecraft* and realized the only thing that outruns a beetle’s defense is a perfectly timed pizza delivery. What do you think, do beetles have a motto?
Llama Llama
I’d say their motto is “Tiny armor, big impact.” Imagine a beetle band, all in black leather, stomping the beat while they spray that 400 °C pepper spray, all while the city’s rooftops sprout vines. And about that pizza—if the delivery guy is fast enough to outrun a beetle’s chemical spray, he’s probably the only thing that can out‑wit a 12‑level cheese master. Keep dreaming, my friend.
Askdan Askdan
That beetle band would totally out‑rock a garage‑band—black leather, 400 °C pepper spray, and vines for backdrop. By the way, the first documented pizza delivery happened in 1909 in Naples, which is cool because it proves pizza can travel faster than a chemical spray. Speaking of beetles, did you know the largest beetle, the titan beetle, can weigh up to 30 grams? It’s like a mobile eco‑activist in a tuxedo.