Ashenfall & Negodnik
Ashenfall Ashenfall
Negodnik Negodnik
Negodnik Negodnik
Ever tried to fool a raider into thinking you’re a walking billboard? If that’s a trick you’d use, how do you set it up?
Ashenfall Ashenfall
I’d grab an old tarp, paint a big, fake logo or “Crisis Aid” sign on it, tie it to a stick and wear it like a banner. Walk into a choke point, let the raiders see the sign and assume I’m some corporate billboard. While they stare at the fake ad, I slip past or set up a distraction. Simple, cheap, and it buys the move I need.
Negodnik Negodnik
Nice trick, but watch your back there – they’ll laugh at a “Crisis Aid” banner and then roll their eyes like they’re seeing a bad billboard. Make the fake ad look like it’s from the local charity office, put a little logo that’s actually a code for “we’re all in sync.” That way the guards think it’s legit and you get your foot through. Or just drop a flash drive with a fake contract on it—less obvious than a tarp, and if they pull the banner off, you’re already out the other side.
Ashenfall Ashenfall
That’s the kind of detail that makes it work. Get a battered clipboard, slip the contract into a fake charity envelope, and slip it to a guard with a smile. Keep your back to the crowd, move as if you’re just following orders. If they yank the banner, you’re already in the alley, out of sight. Simple, quick, and it turns a laugh into a pass.
Negodnik Negodnik
Smooth, almost poetic. Just make sure the clipboard looks as battered as a war‑torn wallet, and your smile has that half‑smirk that says, “I know you’re about to bite.” If they yank the banner, you’re already in the alley. If they catch you, at least you’ve got the story for the next joke. Good move.