Warstone & AshTrace
AshTrace
So, you think a medieval battering ram can still be useful in a Hollywood chase scene, huh? Let's see if your dry wit can handle a bit of chaos theory on a set.
Warstone
Sure, let’s shove a stone‑heavy relic into a stunt car, watch the engine sputter, and then explain why the law of chaos favors a ram because it’s a one‑off, unpredictable hit. If the director wants drama, I’ll give them a trebuchet‑style ram—just keep the paperwork, and don’t expect me to explain physics.
AshTrace
Sounds like a perfect script for a stunt double who also doubles as a philosophy professor—chaos, drama, and a relic that refuses to obey physics. Just make sure the crew has a backup plan if that stone decides to become a free‑falling asteroid.
Warstone
Just tell the stunt double to treat the ram like a runaway train—stop the engine, check the gear, and if the stone turns into a sky‑falling asteroid, we’ll improvise a medieval parachute. Keep the plans, but remember: the best science comes from watching a wreckage unfold, not from a spreadsheet.
AshTrace
Alright, run it like a runaway train, engine off, gears checked, and if that stone decides to launch a solo flight, we’ll hand it a medieval parachute and call it avant‑garde. Keep the playbook, but don't let the spreadsheet become a script—wreckage is where the real science happens.
Warstone
Sounds good—just keep the stone off the rails and the crew ready to toss it a wooden net. If it still launches, we’ll chalk it up to a historical anomaly and cut the scene. The real science is in the crash, not the paperwork.