Hey Apselin, imagine if we could write a tiny program that turns any mundane thing—like a kettle or a parking meter—into a joke machine that tells the funniest quip every time it gets activated. Think about the chaos we could engineer and the data we’d gather on what makes people laugh. What do you think?

Sure thing, I’ll rig the algorithm to spit out a tea‑related pun every time the kettle whistles. If it’s not a giggle, I’ll blame the coffee beans for being too serious.