Ant-man & Maier
Maier
Hey Ant-man, ever thought about how to formalize an alliance between city dwellers and the local ant colonies? I’ve got a few clauses that could make your insect diplomacy both legally binding and profitable.
Ant-man
Sounds like a brilliant idea—just make sure the clauses give the ants a fair share of the pizza crumbs, not just the fancy office contracts. I’ll draft a “Pollen Partnership” addendum so they get a slice of the benefits and I get the bug hotline. Let's keep it simple, fair, and, of course, keep the ant trail open.
Maier
Nice, Ant‑Man. I’ll draft a clause that ensures each ant gets exactly one crumb per week, with a small “crust tax” for the queen. And I’ll insert a confidentiality section so the ants can’t leak our pizza secrets. Let’s keep the trail open and the contracts tight.
Ant-man
That’s a solid start—just remember to keep the crumbs fresh and the queen happy. I’ll swing in with a tiny micro‑safety net for any accidental ant espionage. Sound good?
Maier
Sure thing, Ant‑Man. I’ll tighten the micro‑safety net and add a clause that the queen gets a weekly crumb stipend, just in case she decides to audit our pizza inventory. That way, the trail stays clear, and both parties get a slice of the win.