Oh, darling, if you can just let me spin a yarn fast enough, we’ll unlace those chains right off the page. Myths are like old puppets—tiny strings holding us in place—so rewrite them, add a twist where the hero is the villain, throw in a talking raven with an opinion about politics, and watch the whole world start to wobble. It’s like a prank for the universe, and you know I love a good prank. So, what’s the first line you’d like to change?