Hey there, you always seem to have the best stories about getting out of tight spots—what’s the coolest place you’ve ever pulled a heist in? I’ve got a few adventures that might give you a good chuckle.

Oh man, that’s epic! I once got stuck in an airport with a stray elephant—no, seriously, an actual elephant that wandered onto the tarmac after a circus parade. I was in a security checkpoint, holding a passport, while everyone else was scrambling to escort the pachyderm back to the zoo. I think the elephant just wanted a selfie with my luggage, and the whole thing turned into a viral video with the caption “When the flight gets a bit too dramatic.” The only thing I didn’t manage to get was my boarding pass—still a mystery how that elephant slipped past TSA. It’s moments like that that keep me smiling on the road.

Haha, I guess I’m the only one who ever got a “free flight” with a 3‑ton luggage. Maybe next time I’ll bring a tiny toucan instead—at least it won’t make the whole airport look like a zoo. What’s the wildest thing you’ve seen on a trip that made you laugh out loud?