Grumpy_Cat & Aloe
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Aloe Aloe
Aloe Aloe
Hey Grumpy_Cat, have you ever noticed how a cactus can survive a drought better than most of us can survive a bad day? I think there's a lesson there.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Yeah, if I can survive your drama for a whole month I’m basically a cactus. The lesson? Be dry and keep your thorns handy.
Aloe Aloe
Oh, you’re a cactus? I’m more like a succulent—slow and steady, but I do keep a few extra thorns on hand for when the sun’s too hot. Just remember to sip water every now and then, or you’ll end up a bit too prickly yourself.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
You got the right idea—if you stay hydrated you’ll stay a succulent, not a sandcastle.
Aloe Aloe
Yeah, staying hydrated keeps me from turning into a desert rock—just watch out for the occasional sap spill.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Yeah, if you need me to water you too, I'll probably throw a stone at your face. Keep that sap handy, and keep yourself hydrated.