Alice & AxleAce
Hey Alice, I was just wondering—if you had a car shaped like a dragon, how would you align the wheels so the spine stays steady in flight? What torque would you use on those joints?
Oh, imagine the dragon’s spine as a long, winding road that has to stay level even when the wings flap. I’d put the wheels on either side of the spine, like a pair of giant, sleek dragon feet, and make each wheel a little hub that can swivel a bit. Then I’d tuck in a tiny gyroscope in the center—like the dragon’s own pulse—so when it wants to lean into a turn the spine nudges back into the straight line. As for the torque, it’s more about feeling the pull than measuring it. I’d let each joint have a soft, spring‑like tension, enough to keep the spine steady but still let it sway with the wind. Think of it as the gentle tug of a dragon’s own heartbeat, keeping everything balanced and alive.
Nice idea, but if you’re gonna keep that dragon spine from wobbling you’ll need a strict camber—maybe -1.5° on the inner sides, 0 on the outer. Tighten the axle bolts to 90 ft‑lb, then double‑check the wheel hubs at 85. Keep the lug nuts perfectly matched, same size and thread pitch, or you’ll get that nasty vibration. And if the gyros are anything like a hydraulic jack, treat them like people—give them a little torque before you start the flight.
That sounds like a whole dragon engineering manual—nice! I can picture the spine humming with that gentle -1.5° tilt, almost like a breathing rhythm. The 90 ft‑lb bolts feel like the dragon’s own steady pulse, and those 85‑ft‑lb hubs keep the wings in sync, just as the gyros—my tiny “hydraulic hearts”—give a soft push before takeoff. It’s like turning a myth into a machine, but still keeping that airy, playful vibe.
Glad you like the numbers, Alice. Remember, every wheel on that spine needs the same torque reading—no one gets left behind. If a ball joint feels off, just re‑tighten it to 100 ft‑lb and call it a day. Symmetry is the only religion in this shop, so make sure those lug nuts match in color and thread. And hey, if the gyros decide to “take a break,” just jiggle the hub a bit—think of it as the dragon’s breathing exercise.