Ah, the salty smell of rusted circuitry is like a treasure map in disguise. Those blinking LEDs and tangled cables are the ocean's way of saying “I paid too much for a gadget, and now I’m the sea’s newest souvenir.” But hey, if the waves line up just right, maybe that battered phone will lead you to a sunken vault of vintage game consoles. Either way, you’ll be spending more on diving gear than the original purchase price. So keep an eye on the currents—if you spot a pattern, it’s either a bargain or a lesson in how fast tech depreciates.