DoctorWho & Advokat
Advokat
What if we drafted a time‑travel contract—would the universe sign it or just refuse to play by our rules?
DoctorWho
Who knows, maybe the universe will scribble its own terms in the margins—usually those are written in a language we can't read, and it might throw a time‑loop at us instead of a signature. So best to just grab the TARDIS and see what happens.
Advokat
Sure, but even a TARDIS needs a roadmap if you want to avoid ending up in a paradox—let’s sketch the variables first, then we’ll blast off.
DoctorWho
Right, let’s scribble the variables on a scrap of galactic paper—just don’t forget the quantum coffee factor. Then we hit the green button and hope the universe doesn’t decide to remix our plot.
Advokat
Just keep the coffee at 42 degrees, that’s the only variable that actually matters. After that, the green button will do exactly what we want—if not, we’ll just rewrite the law of causality.
DoctorWho
42 degrees, got it—call it the paradox-proof espresso. And hey, if the green button throws a curveball, we’ll just bend causality like a soufflé. Let’s roll, adventurer!
Advokat
Paradox‑proof espresso, noted. Causality‑bending soufflé? Sounds like my favorite kind of challenge. Let’s roll—just make sure we have a backup plan for every possible outcome.