Drift & Abuzer
Ever thought about pulling the ultimate beach prank—like swapping all the surfboards for giant rubber ducks? What do you think, Drift?
That’d be insane—imagine the surf crowd surfacing on a giant rubber duck. I’d be laughing, but I’d only swap a few so it stays fun and not a total wreck. The ocean loves a good surprise, right?
Oh, a duck brigade on the waves, huh? Just make sure the surf spots are on the “no‑duck zone” list or you’ll be the guy handing out rubber‑duck‑life‑vests to the gulls!
Sounds wild, but hey, a rubber duck rescue crew for the gulls? I’d just make sure nobody actually swims in a giant duck, but the idea’s salty fun for sure.
Yeah, picture a gull in a tiny ducky rescue kit, waddling around like it just found a life‑saver. You’ll get the crowd laughing, the gulls confused, and maybe a few surfers saying, “Yo, that’s a new wave.” Keep the ducks in check—just the right amount of chaos. Let's keep the sea salty but safe.