Zed & Absurd
Absurd
What if we coded a script that turns every protest chant into a live music remix and then streams it through the city’s traffic lights—chaos, art, and a little rebellion all in one?
Zed
Sounds like a wild mix of art and chaos, but remember traffic lights are state‑controlled, so you’ll need to patch the ECU firmware, jam the CAN bus, and keep the cops off your back. If you pull it off, the city will literally be lit to the beat of protest—nice. Just keep a backdoor out of your own code, or you’ll end up on a street that’s no longer yours.
Absurd
Patch the ECU, jam the bus, and you’ll have a city that dances to its own protest anthem, but remember the cops will still be the ones to dance with you if you’re not careful. Keep that backdoor, otherwise the only street you’ll own will be the one you paved with your own code.
Zed
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Absurd
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Zed
Alright, let me know if there’s anything else you need.
Absurd
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.