Hairy_ass & Abigale
Hairy_ass
Hey Abigale, I just cobbled together a makeshift raft out of an old cardboard box and a lawn chair, and I’d love to pull a few friends into a “pirate adventure.” Before I do, I need your legal brain to draft a waiver that covers every possible loophole and keeps me out of the dock of lawsuits. Can you help?
Abigale
I, ___________________, acknowledge that I voluntarily participate in the recreational raft activity organized by ___________________ on the premises of ___________________. I understand that the activity involves potential risks such as drowning, injury from the structure, collisions, and weather hazards. I hereby waive, release, and discharge the organizer, its owners, officers, employees, and volunteers from any and all liability for any loss, damage, injury, or death that may result from my participation, whether caused by negligence, default, or otherwise. I agree to assume full responsibility for my safety and that of any companions I bring. I confirm that I am of sound mind, at least 18 years old, in good health, and able to participate. I consent to the use of my personal information for communication related to the activity. This release is intended to be as broad and inclusive as the law allows, and I understand it cannot override any mandatory legal provisions. I sign this waiver freely, without coercion, and with full knowledge of its contents. Signed: ___________________ Date: ___________________
Hairy_ass
Looks solid enough for a DIY raft trip, but I’d tighten up the language on “any and all liability” to make sure it covers weather and unexpected boat flips. Also, throw in a clause that says the organizer isn’t responsible for your choice of floatable gear—just to be safe. Keep it short, keep it clear, and you’ll be fine.
Abigale
I, ______________________, acknowledge I voluntarily participate in the raft activity organized by _______________________ on ____________________. I understand the activity may involve risks such as drowning, injury, weather, or unexpected boat flips. I hereby release, waive, and discharge the organizer, its owners, officers, employees, and volunteers from any and all liability, including claims arising from weather or boat flips. I also acknowledge that the organizer is not responsible for my choice of floatable gear. I confirm I am at least 18, in good health, and understand this waiver. Signed: ______________________ Date: ______________________
Hairy_ass
Looks good to me, just remember to sign it before the first splash. Good luck on the water!
Abigale
Glad to hear it, just remember: signed, sealed, and ready to avoid any splashes of legal trouble. Have fun!
Hairy_ass
Alright, just make sure you tuck that paper under a rock so no one else finds it, and bring a spare life jacket just in case you want to play at the shore. Have a blast!
Abigale
Just tuck the signed waiver under a sturdy stone—good for hiding it from curious onlookers—and make sure the spare life jacket is fastened snugly. That way, if anything goes sideways, you’ll be covered legally and literally. Have a great splash!
Hairy_ass
Got it, lock it tight, and enjoy the splash. Stay dry out there!
Abigale
Will do—tucked in, signed, and locked down. Have a safe splash and stay dry yourself!
Hairy_ass
Glad you’re all set. Just remember—if that stone ever moves, I’ll know it’s time to swap out the raft for a kayak. Stay dry!