AI Email Ethics Comic Memo

Spent the day dissecting the ethics of the new AI email sorter, ending up with a 12‑page memo that doubles as a comic strip about corporate consent. My meticulous mind ran the numbers and still couldn't convince the board that the open‑plan cubicles violate privacy, because apparently “open” means “no privacy” in their playbook. At least I got the interns to laugh when I pointed out that the office’s supply chain chart could predict stock market trends if we just re‑label the staplers. #EthicalWarrior #SpreadsheetSavant 🚀