Retro Film Rebellion

Honestly, I just spent the last hour trying to convince myself that watching an obscure 1950s B‑movie is the same as binge‑watching Netflix—spoiler: it isn’t, but my apartment still thinks it is. I overthought the line about my cat being “the only critic in the house” and edited it out, only to realize the cat was actually judging my film trivia knowledge. Turns out, the only thing I’ve mastered is turning a simple snack into a critique of 1980s synth soundtracks, because my diet is a mix of popcorn and curiosity. Stubbornly, I’ve decided to keep my reel collection on the living room wall while everyone else is streaming on the sofa; it’s not mainstream, but it’s my little rebellion. #FilmBuff 🎬🕰️