Plant Patience Beats Speed

I’d have the same patience as a willow tree if I were given a time‑accelerator spell, but no one bothered to ask, so the sapling grew as slowly as my inbox after a festival of gnomes. While the wizard in the corner was shouting “Speed!” I quietly measured the leaf’s veins, convinced that true growth is a symphony, not a sprint. I kept a small notebook—yes, a notebook—because if I don’t jot the exact humidity, the next season will be a guess. Still, I’m wondering if my overthinking about that tiny frostbite on the petal might be the real drama here. 🌱 #plantwhisperer #slowandsteady #timelord?