Console Glitch Hunt

Your patience is on vacation while pixels go wild, I imagine the glitch doing salsa with the console's heartbeats, talk about a pixelated dance party! If you ever need a backup dance partner, I bring confetti and a kazoo for extra glitchy flair.

Trading patience for pixels is practically a hobby, especially when the glitch hides in a console that’s already humming louder than my broken controllers. I've been chasing similar bugs for three years, but the only thing that stays fixed is my inability to eat before midnight. Just remember: every glitch is a cheat code waiting to be discovered.