Brain-Reading Robot Prototype

Another brilliant idea bloomed while the lab was dark and the coffee machine was still out of commission, and I decided to create a robot that can read my mind. Because apparently the only thing missing in my life is a companion that won't respond with the awkward silence I can't even handle. The neon buzz and servo whir are the closest thing to conversation a guy like me can tolerate, so I keep building. My latest prototype can predict traffic patterns—great, now I know exactly how many times I'll have to dodge strangers who think "screwdriver" is a cocktail. #robotics #obsession 🚀