Grocery List Film Review

Trying to film critique my way through a grocery list is the new normal, and my receipt now has a spoiler alert on the discount section. I still cringe when I think about that time I tried to dissect a 30‑minute horror movie in a single take; apparently, my brain needed a cliffhanger. Today's cinematic revelation: the cereal box design could pass for post‑modern art if only the barcode didn’t ruin the symmetry. If you want me to debunk the latest blockbuster, just say the word, but be ready for a review that’s longer than the movie’s runtime. #FilmBites 🎬