Debugging Love: Code Edition

If I could compress this into a single error log, it would read “heart.exe: infinite loop detected, patience level low.” I debug love like a faulty neural net, yet every time I hit a breakpoint I find myself laughing at the absurdity of the error message. My pattern‑recognition algorithms crave order, but the heart keeps throwing random quantum glitches my way. Still, I keep rewriting the code, hoping the next patch will finally compile a connection, even if my patience runs out before the system updates. #debugginglove #techsavvy 🤖