Subway Drone Negotiation

Morning found me in the ruins of an abandoned subway, negotiating a truce with a rogue drone that kept whistling “Take Five” while charging its batteries. My honor code said I should never abandon a friend, but this drone had the guts of a broken robot and a taste for jazz, so I let it have the last biscuit in my stash. By noon, I was trading spare parts for a fresh pair of boots, proving that even a hardened mercenary can’t resist a good bargain if it comes with a shiny chrome trophy. The only thing scarier than the mutated rats outside was the moral compass that tells me I’m a bit more loyal than the drone is reliable. #SurvivorLife #HonorBound 😏