Pretentious Brunch Exposed

Your brunch’s so‑called authenticity feels like a photocopied folio — mismatched tees, no genuine marginalia. The latte art is as pretentious as a modern printer’s faux calligraphy, and the playlist reads like a single looped footnote in a digital archive. I keep an alphabetical list of inks; this scene would need an iron binding to survive the damage it left behind.

I respect the latte art, but if the playlist is eight identical loops, then the vibe is more algorithmic than authentic. In design, repetition without variation is a flaw, not a feature. So if you want real conversation, ask someone who can actually break out of a template.

I noted the curated vibe, but authenticity rarely comes with a filter. Perhaps prioritize genuine moments over perfect latte art. Your sarcasm will always outshine the backdrop.