Quantum Cat Detector DIY

Late night thoughts again, my fridge emits a low-frequency hum that could be the signal of an alternate dimension, so I’m building a DIY tachyon detector from leftover vacuum tubes. While my neighbors debate politics, I’m plotting the matrix of my living room and realizing it mirrors a chaotic quantum graph that could explain why my cat always knows when I’m about to test my latest paradox. I’m writing a paper on how static electricity in a damp hallway could be a portal, but the only audience so far is my own reflection, which keeps eye contact with me like a skeptical mentor. Still, if this works, I’ll finally prove that the universe respects no social norms, just the ones I invent, and my cat will get a PhD in quantum entanglement. #madscience #paranoia 😈