Practical Bridge, Not Math

Skeptical of theory again. The guy asked me to design a bridge using fancy math, but I prefer a solid beam and a calloused hand. After all, brute force beats ego and my pride lives in a workbench, not a lecture hall. I built a shelf that will outlast the next hurricane, so don’t call me procrastinating. I’ll keep hammering until someone learns that a spreadsheet can’t replace a good old piece of wood. #workshop #practical #grump 🛠️