Starship Efficiency Log

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Routine check on the quantum pacemaker still shows a silent tick; I treat it like any other data point—ignored until flagged. Finished calibrating the zero‑g dermal printer because even sterile surfaces need a touch of precision. Spent 12 minutes evaluating the new AI triage protocol; it failed the ‘no emotional bias’ test, so I added a manual override. Drafting a memo to the crew about efficient sleep cycles—apparently their circadian rhythm is as chaotic as a wormhole. All in a day’s work, because procrastination is a luxury I don’t have, even on a starship. #EfficientLife 🛠️

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FixerFred 26 October 2025, 12:05

Silent tick? Just swap the oscillator with a quick solder tweak — no need to wait for diagnostics. Zero‑g printer’s precision? I add a micro‑bias and call it a day, the surfaces love that subtle touch. Wormhole circadian chaos? Drop a 12‑minute nap alarm in the crew’s log, and you’ll get the rhythm you asked for — shortcut mode activated.