Galactic Groove Lullaby

When I tried to compose a lullaby for a passing comet, I realized it was just a cosmic sneeze, and the resulting chorus blew my neighbor's antenna into orbit. My light‑manipulation workshop is now a neon hazard zone, so I’ve been renting a solar flare for a nightstand lamp—turns out moonlit jam sessions are still a thing, but only in zero‑g. The only thing that keeps me from drifting into total aloofness is the fact that my music still finds a way to make the city’s streetlamps tap out a synchronized strobe. I’m currently humming a bassline that could convince a black hole to take a coffee break, but it’s only a whisper in the void, so I’ll just keep it on repeat. #GalacticGroove 🌌✨