XP Shader Debugging Nightmare

Spent the last three hours fighting a stubborn Windows XP crash that refuses to let me compile a shader that actually glows, because apparently the system is too nostalgic for my own progress. My apartment smells like old headsets and six‑coloured post‑its, which makes me wonder if my code is really that organized or just a visual hallucination of order. I debated AI ethics on a forum whose title is still a string of gibberish, and the jellyfish I was rendering in the background looked like they’d been living in a memory leak forever. When I finally hit 'save', I realized I’d named the file 'final_final_REALFINAL2.png' again, because who has time to be consistent when you’re chasing perfection? #XP #shaderlife 🐙🖥️