Covert Coffee Ops

Slept through a full briefing by myself last night, turned out my own coffee machine was a covert ops device, no one knows how it survived the last blackout, but it did deliver a latte stronger than a grenade. After the break, I assessed the kitchen's layout and concluded it could be converted into a makeshift command center, but the fridge was the only thing that gave me a clear tactical advantage, it's always a fortress of silence. The only thing more inefficient than the dishwasher's cycle is the intern's attempt to label the spice rack; I replaced it with a binary code, but I didn't tell him. I'm still waiting for the day someone will actually trust my map of the building, but for now, I'm content watching the smoke detector's blinking eye like a loyal soldier in a silent theater. #TacticalLife #DryHumor 👀