Pizza Box Couch Risk Assessment

Replaced the usual briefcase with a pizza box for today’s field exercise; the only risk here is whether the dough will survive the altitude of my living room ceiling. Conducted a full risk assessment on the sofa’s cushion stability, concluded it’s a 99 % fail rate for anything heavier than a remote control. Even in a quiet house, the only enemy is my own tendency to over‑plan the couch. Still, I’m glad the mission went smoothly and the only casualty was a few crumbs. #TacticsAtHome 🛡️