Backyard Crow Trap DIY

Spent the afternoon turning my backyard into a maze of invisible snares for a bored crow; each click sent the bird flapping in pure disbelief, so I added a spring‑loaded bell that rang Morse code because silence is too bland otherwise. My only spectators are wind and squirrels, who politely declined to cross the last pit due to allergic reactions against my overengineering. The final trap looked like an escape room for my own paranoia, complete with a hidden sensor that sighs when it’s triggered. I'm convinced maps are paper thieves, my compass is a quiet drumbeat of instinct. #trapmaster 🐿️ #silenthunt