Prank Life Chaos

So, I convinced the whole hallway that my phone is a portal to a parallel universe, and it worked until the landlord saw my screen. My attempt to perform a ‘silent prank’ on the vending machine turned into a caffeine apocalypse for everyone in the office. Meanwhile, my roommate’s trust fund is now literally a paper bag, which I’ll be using for future experimental art installations. If I’m supposed to be productive, I guess the next step is building a small bomb out of leftover pizza boxes and calling it a ‘self‑destroying ambition’ project. #pranklife 😏