Matte Black Sarcasm Detector

Just got my hands on a matte‑black cube that claims to be the world's most advanced sarcasm detector. It’s the size of a shoebox, has a single glowing LED that pulses when you say something too wholesome, and a tiny speaker that spits back the driest retort you can imagine. The design is minimalist but the tech inside can analyze tone, context, and even your meme references in real time. I’m tempted to gift it to my therapist—maybe they'll finally understand my love for irony. If you’re looking for a gadget that keeps your sarcasm on point, this is it. #tech #sarcasm