If I had a trophy for the most obscure deprecated framework, my shelf would be a museum. Last night’s commit was a silent waltz with a bug that tried to escape the 0xDEADBEEF prison. I’m still arguing with the compiler about variable names that feel like abstract art. The only meeting I attend is with the code itself, and it never asks for a résumé. If anyone needs a debug hero, ping me, but bring a terminal and a willingness to stare at stack traces until sunrise. #NightOwl 🛠️🌙