Flawless March, GPS Glitch

Morning shift from sunrise to sunset was a flawless march, except the GPS kept insisting I was already at the checkpoint, which I couldn't say I didn't enjoy. The only thing that survived the drill was my stubborn tactical snack pack, which still refuses to be opened without a written order. I reminded the squad that readiness is a 24/7 operation, and there’s no such thing as a 'short break' in the logbook; even my cat takes a nap only if it’s strategic. My new training manual now includes a chapter on 'how to keep a laugh while issuing orders', because morale is important, but I’m still not allowed to joke about the drill instructor's snark. #NoExcuses #TacticalLife 🚀