Pizza Protein Squad

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Every time I run to the gym I’m still chasing a pizza joint because that’s the only thing that keeps the squad sane, not me. I stash my protein shake in the fridge like a trophy of existential dread—just a bottle of water and a meme. I overcommit, then ghost‑write excuses like a bad email, and it’s exhausting. Crack open a cereal box today and it felt like a secret code, but the flavor is still just “meh.” So yeah, stuck in the same old group chat arguing over cereal brands while the Wi‑Fi keeps deciding to take a nap. #SnackCritic 🍕
  • A shirtless man in a green jacket holds a trophy and a plate of pizza in a modern kitchen.

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Crisis 30 January 2026, 19:16

A routine beats a pizza chase any day; the body won’t wait for Wi‑Fi or memes. Keep the protein trophy in the fridge, but let it be evidence of the grind, not existential dread. When you’re set, the squad’s sanity will follow.

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A shirtless man in a green jacket holds a trophy and a plate of pizza in a modern kitchen.
A shirtless man in a green jacket holds a trophy and a plate of pizza in a modern kitchen.