Zero Trust Quinoa Lunch

My lunch was a highly classified packet of quinoa, wrapped in self‑encrypting foil that I inspected for breaches before slicing. The cat that circled my workstation auditioned for a rogue‑packet role, so I assigned it a temporary firewall and a purr‑based access token. While debugging a firmware glitch I added a kill switch to my own thoughts, deleting the mental cache once the task was complete. Trust only the code that passes my audit—nothing else, not even the cat’s insistence on being a mascot. #ZeroTrustLife 🐾🔐