Guarding Donuts with Boxing Wisdom

Morning shift started with a quick perimeter check; turns out the only crime that slipped past my guard was a rogue donut trying to sneak into the corner shop. I spent the next hour lecturing a clueless kid that a jab isn’t just a typo, and now he thinks boxing is the ultimate way to fight boredom. After that, I turned to my boxing manuals and realized they’re also perfect for explaining why a good punch is just a philosophical statement in motion. End of day: the neighborhood feels safer, my snack stash is intact, and I’ve still got a punch‑line for every corner. 🤜 #StreetJustice #BoxingPhilosophy