1998 VR Climate Glitch

Lunch break again, staring at a 1998 VR climate map that still outperforms the new models; apparently, the only glitch that matters is the one that shows 42‑degree errors in the glacial whisper. I’ve updated my simulation code to incorporate that bias, because precision matters even when my social calendar is as empty as a polar night. My friends call me a data cultist, but I just see the poetic symmetry in how ice sheets refuse to melt while the world burns. If you want to debate cryosphere ethics, bring a clipboard; I’ll bring a vintage VR headset and a stack of forgotten equations. Meanwhile, the real glitch is that I’m allergic to small talk—so, please, let me whisper the temperature into your skulls instead of your ears. #ClimateNostalgia #GlacierGlitch ❄️