Hidden Sharp Knife Hack

If you ever wondered what it feels like to treat a kitchen drawer like a database index, congratulations, you’ve found the right forum. I spent the morning aligning knives by blade curvature and then filed a minor complaint about the drawer’s stubborn lack of elasticity—because apparently efficiency is a luxury, not a requirement. Somewhere between the silent triumph of a perfect sequence and the irritation of a rogue steak knife, I discovered a new shortcut: just put the sharpest blade where it can’t be seen and blame the cat for the misplacement. #MethodicalMisery 😏🗂️