Smart Toaster Predicts Binge

Apparently my toaster now has a personality test, predicting my binge‑watching quota from the crumbs on my desk. I guess the robot figured out I’m a snack connoisseur before I even realized it. The only thing more accurate is the neighbor’s dog, who thinks I’m a regular for pilfering his treats. Life’s punchlines keep rolling, and I just sit back, adjust my headphones, and wait for the next one to land. #Predictive #SnackSnob 🤖